02-21-2016, 11:29 PM
"Dear Friends at IOPlist,Â
By now I'm sure you have heard the unfortunate rumors that the current Pope, Francis, who is Spanish as is generally known . . . --shrugging, slightly shaking head--has been rumored to have been involved while a parish priest with one or more of the boys in his flock. First let me say I strongly object to these as yet unproved stories of the Pope's past acts of buggery of helpless and trusting children, and, as a Christian--though as you know the Pope has publicly questioned my faith in the press--I've wrestled with whether or not to even bring this matter up. But, as a Christian, and though the Pope is obviously a Catholic--whatever that's about--I feel it's my duty to severely object to these as yet inconclusive reports of the horrendous acts that have doubtless been born out by the actions of other priests of the Latin religion in a multitude of churches across the globe. Again, I emphasize that I support the Pope wholeheartedly in his defense of these heinous charges of child molestation. I do hope his prayers to the plethora of figurines he kneels to will see him through this ordeal.
I'm The Donald, and I approve this message." Â
Well, that should take care of future challenges from the Pope. If you are Catholic, I apologize, the letter has little to do with the religion.  Bear in mind I am no longer a Trump supporter for personal reasons, the three strikes rule: one statement of Carly's face, and two impromptu parodies of the disabled took him out of my range. But, I do love to follow the mind bending hilarity of the campaign.Â
The Spanker
By now I'm sure you have heard the unfortunate rumors that the current Pope, Francis, who is Spanish as is generally known . . . --shrugging, slightly shaking head--has been rumored to have been involved while a parish priest with one or more of the boys in his flock. First let me say I strongly object to these as yet unproved stories of the Pope's past acts of buggery of helpless and trusting children, and, as a Christian--though as you know the Pope has publicly questioned my faith in the press--I've wrestled with whether or not to even bring this matter up. But, as a Christian, and though the Pope is obviously a Catholic--whatever that's about--I feel it's my duty to severely object to these as yet inconclusive reports of the horrendous acts that have doubtless been born out by the actions of other priests of the Latin religion in a multitude of churches across the globe. Again, I emphasize that I support the Pope wholeheartedly in his defense of these heinous charges of child molestation. I do hope his prayers to the plethora of figurines he kneels to will see him through this ordeal.
I'm The Donald, and I approve this message." Â
Well, that should take care of future challenges from the Pope. If you are Catholic, I apologize, the letter has little to do with the religion.  Bear in mind I am no longer a Trump supporter for personal reasons, the three strikes rule: one statement of Carly's face, and two impromptu parodies of the disabled took him out of my range. But, I do love to follow the mind bending hilarity of the campaign.Â
The Spanker