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(05-05-2015, 11:30 PM)durango Wrote: [ -> ]oh how i love it when zander's little voices in his head take over and run rampant with what he's really trying to say. good to see you back on here zander my friend no matter that other forum and who you used to be....ha!

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Well, my job is done ....Your turn :-P

Zander that is best post of the year. Rolleyes

I needed that laugh.......and laugh......and cry.....I tried pressing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 6, 7, 8, 9. & 0 & 0 & 0 & 0, Friggin people why won't they answer me?

(05-06-2015, 01:33 AM)OrangeClay Wrote: [ -> ]Zander that is best post of the year. Â I needed that laugh.......and laugh......and cry.....I tried pressing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 6, 7, 8, 9. & 0 & 0 & 0 & 0, Friggin people why won't they answer me?

Cause your light is so bright! and you have none of those problems or attributes... [Image: heart.png]

I''ll always answer you though.

(05-06-2015, 04:12 AM)Breacher Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-06-2015, 02:43 AM)Popster Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-06-2015, 01:33 AM)OrangeClay Wrote: [ -> ]Zander that is best post of the year. Â I needed that laugh.......and laugh......and cry.....I tried pressing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 6, 7, 8, 9. & 0 & 0 & 0 & 0, Friggin people why won't they answer me?

Cause your light is so bright! and you have none of those problems or attributes...

I''ll always answer you though.

Press hash if you're low on cash and your call will be directed though to Popster

Popster why thank you,.

Breacher are you related to Zander? Trying to get $$$$$ out of Popster, poor man he will be in the poor house soon enough.Â I learned early on to just ask for Zander's allowance.

we are all playing here in between the introductions.

just so u all know, zander is popsters adopted step son. (in our online version of life, at the moment.)

No nepotism here.

You are a darn fine sport breacher, to go along with us.

You have come more alive off that icky poo pete bad bad bad site.

you guys and gals r thoroughly awesome. and hysterical.

wonderous post, zander. but for the blonde crack. i have viking blood. so, i am blonde. but, nope, don't use a smart phone, as i cannot have my phone be smarter than i.

do u know in my state, the veterans suicide hot line just puts people on hold now?

oh, good. maybe they should use zanders post.

awesome posters. all of ye.

Well Gymaddict, that post just seemed appropriate, especially the last 3 sentences, when I considered the recipient, durango..... Durango, just kidding mate.Â :-PÂ Â Â I'mÂ glad ya'll got a few chuckles from it. =)

Â Hey Breacher, nobody gets Popster's $$$$ but me! It's mine I tell you, mine, mine, all mine!!!...... Opps sorry, $$$$ does that to me, got carried away.....

Hey River did you hear about the brunette and blonde standing in a crowd and watching blazing this 4-alarm fire way up on the top of a 80 story building...way up high, a towering inferno.. The firemen had not yet arrived. Looking up, the brunette says "I wonder how the firemen are going to get to the fire." The blonde replied Â "D'oh, big red truck!" =)

OrangeClay, of course it's cheesy. It's French!...Excuse-moi. Tu n'as pas eu mal quand tu es tombe du ciel? =)

(05-07-2015, 02:04 AM)Zander Wrote: [ -> ]Well Gymaddict, that post just seemed appropriate, especially the last 3 sentences, when I considered the recipient, durango..... Durango, just kidding mate.Â :-PÂ Â Â I'mÂ glad ya'll got a few chuckles from it. =)

Â Hey Breacher, nobody gets Popster's $$$$ but me! It's mine I tell you, mine, mine, all mine!!!...... Opps sorry, $$$$ does that to me, got carried away.....

Hey River did you hear about the brunette and blonde standing in a crowd and watching blazing this 4-alarm fire way up on the top of a 80 story building...way up high, a towering inferno.. The firemen had not yet arrived. Looking up, the brunette says "I wonder how the firemen are going to get to the fire." The blonde replied Â "D'oh, big red truck!" =)

OrangeClay, of course it's cheesy. It's French!...Excuse-moi. Tu n'as pas eu mal quand tu es tombe du ciel? =)

((((Zander))) Â que cayÃ³ del cielo, no yo, estoy castigada. Popster let me use your allowance this week to buy those lightsabers I've been coveting. Thanks Popster you are # 1 in my book.

Welcome yelloeyes to this wonderful forum headed by beautiful & fearless leader Charon. You will be in good hands here. Heart

(05-04-2015, 06:42 PM)doyanboti Wrote: [ -> ]Hi all, I'm new to this forum but have been at the other one for quite a while. So glad to see some old friends here!

Welcome doyanboti for crossing over to the other side, smart move, I'm sure you will find this nice little forum peaceful.

(05-07-2015, 03:00 PM)garysimo Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-16-2015, 03:01 PM)Charon Wrote: [ -> ]Hi, I am Charon. Â Been Around for awhile.

Hi Charon nice to meet you not been on here long but hopefully will get answers I need an give input when I can.

Welcome garysimo to this very peaceful forum, ask around surely someone can assist you. We welcome your input as well.

oh how sweet that post was yelloeyes. i felt at the time they may be looking for me to cause me more trouble. lol.

rsmith is a bad bad man. he turned me into every law enforcement agency. uhm. for what?

i know he does not mean to advertise for us, but its working.

thank u for joining. each and every one of u.

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