07-11-2015, 09:05 PM
1. Before you criticize someone, you should
walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when
you criticize them, you're a mile away and
you have their shoes.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins
with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you
are going to steal your neighbors
newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be
replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you are unique.
Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with
both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you are alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not
follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just
pretty much leave me the hell alone.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is
not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a
day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in
a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see
that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to
remember anything.
13. Some days you are the bug; some days
you are the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money
is to fold it in half and put it back in your
pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light
side and a dark side, and it holds the
universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with
women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning
much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get
until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Be yourself; everyone else is already
taken.
walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when
you criticize them, you're a mile away and
you have their shoes.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins
with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you
are going to steal your neighbors
newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be
replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you are unique.
Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with
both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you are alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not
follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just
pretty much leave me the hell alone.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is
not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a
day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in
a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see
that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to
remember anything.
13. Some days you are the bug; some days
you are the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money
is to fold it in half and put it back in your
pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light
side and a dark side, and it holds the
universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with
women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning
much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get
until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Be yourself; everyone else is already
taken.