Please make a welcome thread as required in Rule One.
You can use this. But you have been reading quite awhile and yet no welcome thread?
DONKEYBRAINS: MAKE A WELCOME THREAD OR YOU WILL BE PURGED
I am guessing that perhaps you really do have donkey brains. Although I think a donkey is wiser and certainly more apt to follow rules.
LAST WARNING...
You have WAY more patience that I do ...
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