AOC proposes infrastructure bill where the nation’s
infrastructure is destroyed and rebuilt again








NEW YORK

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez offered her own infrastructure bill earlier today.
The bill would require the government to completely destroy all of the nation’s
infrastructure and then rebuild it again. Her proposal was seen as an alternative
to the Biden proposal, which AOC and her allies argue isn’t progressive enough.

“This is one of the most ambitious bills ever proposed in Congress,” AOC said while
staring at a statue of Karl Marx. “Imagine destroying and then rebuilding every single
part of our infrastructure system: roads, highways, bridges, railroads, power lines,
sewage systems, and so on. And imagine having the entire country employed to do it!"

“So while the Biden proposal is nice, it doesn’t create nearly enough jobs as my bill would,
and it doesn’t violate enough laws of economics for me to support it. My proposal, however,
violates every law of economics and will employ the entire country. So it’s like a great deal
for the American people.”

When the CBO tried to project the estimated cost of AOC’s bill, the number it produced had
so many zeroes after it that it caused all of their computers to spontaneously combust.

For her ambitious and out-of-the-box proposal, AOC later went on to win a
Nobel Prize in Alternative Economics.

BREAKING:
Biden outlaws guns for everyone
except criminals and people guarding him






WASHINGTON, DC
—
President* Biden today signed several executive orders outlawing guns for everyone
except for criminals and people guarding him.

“Criminals need guns because how else can they do their job? And then my guards
need guns, because it’d be really dangerous if the guy enacting gun control didn’t
have protection. But no one else needs a weapon of war!” Biden said in a press* conference.

The orders fulfilled several campaign promises to make it more difficult for law-abiding
citizens to protect themselves and shortly after several FBI-organized false flag mass
shootings across the country.

“We have created the most elaborate false flag operations in the history of the country,”
Biden said. “And we need to protect the people who did that by taking guns away from
every law-abiding citizen and making sure that only criminals have them. Oh, and
people protecting me, of course. They need guns too.”

Vice President* Kamala Harris had recently promised to arm his Secret Service detail
with NERF guns, but she was only kidding.

“We must curb the violence that the FBI created by taking guns away from people who
didn’t have anything to do with that. That’s just common sense!” Biden said.

Biden announces universal castration in order to stop
sexual assault and regulate ‘ghost penises’








WASHINGTON, DC

President *Joe Biden announced major steps to address sexual assault today,
using the executive authority to write laws.

Biden announced six actions, including asking the Department of Health and
Human Services to castrate every male in the United States and regulate so
called “ghost penises”—Those penises that people are born with and
don’t have serial numbers.

“Sexual assault in this country is an epidemic,” Biden said in remarks delivered
in the White House Rose Garden before an audience of #metoo advocates and
Democratic lawmakers who have pushed for sexual assault legislation on Capitol Hill.
“And nobody knows it more than me,” he said just before sniffing several underage girls.



The laws will take effect next month and require males of all ages to register and
then cut off their penises. Undocumented immigrants and transwomen will be
exempt from the policy.

“Hell yes, we’re going to take your balls!” Beto O’Rourke interjected after
no one asked him.

“I asked the attorney general and his team to identify for me immediate concrete actions
I could take now without having to go through the Congress, because that’s how the
democratic process is supposed to work!” Biden said.




Rachel Levine, then physician general for the state of Pennsylvania, in 2016, in
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
(Bonnie Jo Mount/The Washington Post/Getty Images)

BREAKING: Fox News projects Hunter Biden
to win the Pulitzer for stupid memoir







DOOSHE, DE

Hunter Biden’s heavily-promoted sex- and drug-filled memoir “Beautiful Things” has tanked in its first week on
bookshelves, selling only 10,000 copies. Critics have called it “pathetic” and “distasteful white privilege nonsense.”
But despite all this, Fox News has projected Biden to win the Pulitzer with the seedy non-fiction.

“We are calling it, yes, we’re going to call it,” Fox host Brett Baier said. “Hunter Biden will win the Pulitzer this
year for ‘Beautiful Things.”

Amazon has removed any negative comment on the book, and Facebook and Twitter have labeled anyone questioning
the excellence of the book “misinformation”.

The younger Biden, who was in hiding during the campaign of his father because he didn’t want his debauchery to
affect the chances of Joe Biden becoming president laid is pimping his seedy life out to try to get sales now that there’s
no chance of the the government investigating him.

Fox admitted that it was “a bit early” to call the Pulitzer race, but that they’re sticking by their projection.







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FBI is seeking information related to the
insurrectionist pictured here






The FBI is seeking information that will assist in identifying the person pictured above who
is actively instigating violence across the country.

The woman was heard inciting violence, not just in Washington, DC, or in Minneapolis where
open riot season starts this week, but everywhere in the country.

“We’ve got to stay in the streets, and we’ve got to demand justice,” the woman said at a rally.
“We’re looking for a guilty verdict. And if we don’t, we cannot go away,” she added.
“We’ve got to get more confrontational.”

There is also video of the same woman inciting violence against President Trump in 2018.

“Let’s make sure we show up wherever we have to show up. And if you see anybody from that
Cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create
a crowd. And you push back on them. And you tell them they’re not welcome anymore, anywhere.
We’ve got to get the children connected to their parents,” she said.

But the FBI doesn’t know who she is and they’re trying to get information about her so they
can question her.

“If anyone knows who this dangerous person is, please email us,”
FBI Director Christopher Wray said.

As seen along the Texas border

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