04-13-2020, 11:06 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-13-2020, 11:08 PM by Orange rabbit.)
My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary
DAY 1—I CAN do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month.
DAY 2—Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.
DAY 3—Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds; some have 235 seeds. Who knew?
DAY 4—8:00pm Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
DAY 5—Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jell-O shots.
DAY 6—I get to take the Garbage out. I am so excited; I can’t decide what to wear.
DAY 7—Laughing way too much at my own jokes!
DAY 8—Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have NO clue how this place is still in business.
DAY 9—I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I am getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
DAY 10—Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice he’s a Web Designer.
DAY 11—Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
DAY 12—I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
DAY 13—If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face.
DAY 14—Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.
DAY 15—Anybody else feel like they have cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
DAY 16—I think I now have COVID 15. It’s the amount of weight I have gained since DAY 1.
Happy New Week
OR
DAY 1—I CAN do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month.
DAY 2—Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.
DAY 3—Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds; some have 235 seeds. Who knew?
DAY 4—8:00pm Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
DAY 5—Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jell-O shots.
DAY 6—I get to take the Garbage out. I am so excited; I can’t decide what to wear.
DAY 7—Laughing way too much at my own jokes!
DAY 8—Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have NO clue how this place is still in business.
DAY 9—I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I am getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
DAY 10—Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice he’s a Web Designer.
DAY 11—Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
DAY 12—I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
DAY 13—If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face.
DAY 14—Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.
DAY 15—Anybody else feel like they have cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
DAY 16—I think I now have COVID 15. It’s the amount of weight I have gained since DAY 1.
Happy New Week
OR
