You need a better excuse ..

[IceWizard]

A High School English Teacher reminds her
class of tomorrow's final exam.

She tells the class that there would be no
excuse for not showing up, except for a
serious injury or illness, or a death in the
student's immediate family.

One smart-ass jock in the back of the room
asks, "What about extreme sexual
exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their
laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored the teacher smiles
sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head, and sweetly says, "Not an excuse.
You can use your other hand to write with."

[andybones]

Thanks for putting a smile on my face tonight. LOL :-)

[Charon]