Best Excuse Ever For Fleeing A Police Officer

[IceWizard]

Alleged Florida gang member is allergic to
"weird" white people A wonderfully quotable Florida gang member who tried to run from a cop after being found with marijuana explained that, “I don’t like white people touching me, white people do weird stuff.”

Officer Joseph May was at a Clearwater gas station early Tuesday morning when he was approached by Taurus Jabriel Brown, whom the cop recognized as “a gang member from the community I work in,” according to a police report.

Brown, 19, told May that he “would like to be
a police officer one day.”

The teen then shook hands with the cop, who noticed a marijuana blunt tucked behind Brown’s ear.

“Is this weed?” May asked. “How stupid are
you?”

After being asked to place his hands behind
his back, Brown reportedly “tensed, pulled
away, and attempted to run out of the front
door.”

He did not get far, thanks to a takedown move executed by the Clearwater Police Department patrolman.

“Damn, man, all this for weed. Wow, bro, you
must want to make an arrest,” said Brown,
who added, “I’ll plead guilty, I’ll go to court
and plead guilty, please don’t take me to jail.
Can you tell the judge I plead guilty?”

When Officer May asked Brown why he tried to flee, the teen replied, “I don’t like white people touching me, white people do weird stuff.”

Asked by May to further expound on his thoughts, Brown said, “Nah, I’m playing. I let
you catch me.” But he then added, “White
people are weird as * expletive deleted *, doe.”

Brown was charged with pot possession and obstruction, both misdemeanors. He remains locked up in the county jail on $300 bond.

[IceWizard]

They actually encourage you to run inTexas ... That way they get to use all those "neat" gadgets they have ... And also they can compound multiple charges on you so you can stay with them for extended periods of time!

Kinda like a timeout/summer camp run by LE and they don't like empty beds ... The more people they have "visiting" the camp, the more funds they recieve from the feds ...

WINNING!! Oh wait .. That was someone else ...lol

[luvhandles]

I am a sap as I feel sorry for the kid.

I don't know...  where I am from...  you run from a cop and anything goes.  I was raised believing this....  I believe this to be true today.

Yep, you run they are looking for a chase here they shoot period then police compare stories line it up and stick together. Remember now everything is electronic they will paint ones face all over it to make one look like a crook though some arrestees maybe the case not all.

[Spanky]

When you are on fire.




Spanker

[whatapain]

Got pulled over one time, and the officer just laughed and said, ok I haven't herd that one yet... just slow down...

Asked me if I knew how fast I was going?
told him
Yes, not fast enough, because you caught me...
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[JimboS]

I had a next door neighbor that always said she cried her way out of tickets. She said it was an art. She seemed proud of this. I guess if it works then try it. I can't see that working for me though.

[G.Elias]

When we were younger and bored we used to wait for a cop car to come driving through where we lived,as soonas they could see us we would start to run.
For some reason they thought we were up to no good and would get out of the cop car and chase us,never ever caught us,wee kids are fast as fast compared to cops.
Wish i could still run like i could when i was younger,i seemed to spend every otherday running from some bigot or other,English people are a warped lot.

[Nonoo]

Ice wizard that's a cracking storie

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Sherif if it was a fight to the death . Then a second
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Turkish guy getting sick after been punched he went into shock

[JimboS]

That Is a funny story Tommygun Me and my friend did the same thing at age 13. We were up to no good. It is amazing we got through that time period... Not just the kids from the UK that are warped.