Where'd Dusty go ...

[IceWizard]

Dustie and Zephyr, two friends, met in the
park every day to feed the pigeons, watch
the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Dustie didn't show up. Zephyr
didn't think much about it and figured maybe
he had a cold or something.. But after Dustie
hadn't shown up for a week or so, Zephyr
really got worried.

However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Zephyr didn't know where Dustie lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Zephyr figured he
had seen the last of Dustie, but one day,
Zephyr approached the park and -- lo and
behold -- there sat Dustie! Zephyr was very
excited and happy to see him and told him
so.

Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Dustie, what in the world happened to you?

Dustie replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail!' cried Zephyr. What in the world for?'

'Well,' Dustie said, 'you know Angeleye, that
cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop
where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Zephyr, 'I remember her. What
about her?

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 95 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'.

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for
perjury’.