Hi from the uk

[kimberley]

I've been on forums since 1998 and when ever a lady named Kim posts all the male ego's comes out,,, including mine...

You solved your dilemma by grouping posts,,, I believe you can reply to your own posts and that would not count as a post

Thanks for the tips. It's super-funny because my name isn't even Kim. I've used that as an alias since I was a teenager and got banned from talking to my boyfriend by his parents. I had to phone up and say I was "Kim" rather than my real name. I chose that name as I was into the Porno For Pyros song "Kimberley Austin" at the time, lol. Now it's just my go-to for forums and anywhere else I don't want to use my real name. 

Skink is not my real name too...

Interestingly enough; my real name actually was Green (Allen) Bastard. Had to change it though since I went to a Christian school  
Also interesting: none of that is true. Just sounded funny.
My nickname comes from the Canadian wrestler “The Green Bastard”. But I’m big. I could explain it more, but I would just look more silly.

Yes, because obviously someone who goes around calling themselves TheBigGreenBastard doesn't want to look silly.   Honestly, when I read your name, I pictured the guy who sells canned vegetables - only he's really mean.