02-11-2016, 08:39 AM
I have seen many strange things in my time. I would like to know the strangest things you have ever seen, or that have ever happened to you firsthand, not on you tube or somewhere else on the internet. It can be a triple rainbow, a UFO sighting, a biker gang that was completely made up of furries. The only rules are that they be firsthand, and true. I have no way of fact checking, so please don't just make things up. I will start.
One morning years ago my wife, daughter, and IÂ were getting breakfast at McDonalds. While sitting at the drive through I looked over to the next parking lot and saw a man with no legs in a wheelchair making very intense eye contact with me. This made me curious, so unfortunately I took a closer look. What I saw still haunts me to this day. He had his very engorged weenis out, and was going to town on himself right there in the parking lot in front of god and everybody, while staring at me intensely. Not my wife, but me. Luckily our order was done before he was, and we drove away.
So there it is, one of the strangest that I have ever seen. Your turn.
-Ivor
One morning years ago my wife, daughter, and IÂ were getting breakfast at McDonalds. While sitting at the drive through I looked over to the next parking lot and saw a man with no legs in a wheelchair making very intense eye contact with me. This made me curious, so unfortunately I took a closer look. What I saw still haunts me to this day. He had his very engorged weenis out, and was going to town on himself right there in the parking lot in front of god and everybody, while staring at me intensely. Not my wife, but me. Luckily our order was done before he was, and we drove away.
So there it is, one of the strangest that I have ever seen. Your turn.
-Ivor
“When they said, repent, I wonder what they meant.” - Leonard Cohen RIP