Strangest things you have ever seen firsthand.

[IceWizard]

Ok... I can't stand it...

Years back I was going to work for Dell... Well they had "training" class before you could actually do anything.

The evening before I had a few bowls of beans and rice, not thinking anything about it.

The next morning I take my seat on the front row and class starts. Now there's appox 35 people in here and more than half were females, when it hit... Gass... Lots of it... My stomach was swellin like a carnaval balloon..

The more I tried to wait till break, the bigger I seemed to get.

So I got up and out the door I went. Now the bathroom was across the entire back of a building as long as a football field, but I was on a mission.

When I burst into the bathroom, I did a quick look toward the stall on the far right and when to the one on the left... I saw no feet, so when I cleared the door on that stall, I fired one off that was longer than a hoe handle and sounded as if something aweful got hurt.

Then silence, but terribly relieved.

Then a voice came frome the far end stall and said,"Hey, are you alright over there?"

Freaked me out! I answered in a rather "shrill" voice so he wouldn't recognize it later. Then when I left, I jumped from the little short wall, all the way out the door so he wouldn't get a look at my shoes...

I never did find out who was in there... Hopefully he didn't either...

Ice