The Music Thread

[IceWizard]

I think this is David Allen Coe.... Not sure on that... The tune is "Margaritaville"

Marajiuanaville

Rollin' my home grown,
Smokin' a big bong
Look at that Ganja covered with oil
Using my tweezers,
Got pot in the freezer
Made a new pipe out of aluminium foil

Wasted away again in Marijuana Ville
Searching for my roach clip on a rope
(On a rope On a rope On a rope)
Some people Claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know,
that it's all this damn dope


Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
Maybe that Tye-stick was a way bit too strong But I got a real beauty,
A columbian doobie
And soon I'll be up on my way home


Wasted away again in Marijuana Ville
Searching for my roach clip on a rope
(On a rope On a rope On a rope)
Some people Claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know,
that it's all this damn dope


I blew out my bong pipe,
Ran out of budlight
But I found some stash I had hidden at home
Put it into a blender,
And soon it will render
These little fudge brownies that help me get stoned


Wasted away again in Marijuana Ville
Searching for my roach clip on a rope
(On a rope On a rope On a rope)
Some people Claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know,
that it's all this damn dope

Yes Some people Claim
(sing it like bob dyllon)
I sound like Dyllon when I'm stoned
But I know,
that it's all this damn dope

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TZodwxTsgQY

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One from Rodney Carrington...

Dear Penis

Dear penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all ya do is stare at the floor,

Oh dear penis, I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by,
Now it seems things have changed,
And I think that you're the one to blame,
Dear penis, I don't like you anymore.

HE sings

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
Cos when you get to drinking,
You put me places I've never been before,

Dear Rodney,
I don't like you anymore.
Why cant we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship,
Come to terms with truly how we feel,
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,

Dear penis, I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney, While you're shaving, shave my balls.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=djYz6p3i-t0

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Toby Keith

"Weed With Willie"

I always heard that his herb was top shelf
Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself. Well don't knock it till you've tried it.
And I've tried it my friend.

I'll never smoke Weed with willie again!

Now we learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I may discount Bungee jump but,
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

[Chorus:]
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it begins
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend.
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again


We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckel Rose
The party was Huntsville, it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
I took one friendly puff and the grim creeper set in

[Chorus]

Now we're passin' the guitar, we're tellin' good jokes
I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke
No I do not partake I just let it pass by
With a grin on my face and a great contact high

[Chorus]

In the fetal position with drool on my chin

I broke down and smoked weed with Willie again

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJXjt5D4zY