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[Linville]

Good Sunday Morning, Everyone

B2G, you know I going to need to see those cute little chick-a-Dees when u get a chance. They sound adorable.

Poor Linville, don't lose your landscaping. Im pretty sure we've lost three tall bushes to the wind last night. I always try to tie them together, but it never seems to take. I hate to kill anything. Except something accidental from last night.

I'll give you the short version. I was working on my diet last night with a bag of m&ms that were placed on top of my refrigerator the night before, while fervently talking on the phone in the dark. I got down to the bottom of the bag, and I feel something weird on my hands. So, I put the phone down and turn on the light...

Ants, hundreds of them, IN THE BAG! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY I ATE! AND their brothers were climbing up my arms and into my sweater holes! 

You have never seen me run to the shower so fast in your life. I suppose I could use the extra protein in my diet.   

I hope that got someone here to smile today. I have NO idea where those little critter came from. 

Love,

Rev

OMG Revolution, when you were telling your story and got to the point of Ants, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY I ATE....you got me to LOL and also think at same time I should not, but I know that eating ants especially chocolate cover are a delicacy....some places...I know I know not in your house...

No idea how many you ate, OMG LOL...

Gosh sorry you did that but thank you for making my mood get better with the way you told your story.....no disrespect meant....but how you delivered the, to the point lines, well YOU DID make me smile, thanks I needed it too....just was getting myself going to being downcast so you not being afraid to laugh at something you did was great.

Now let me tell you a funny on myself.
It was lunch time at work and we have a communal refrigerator where I had my salad stored for lunch.

I got it out and the shredded cheese put on the salad and started eating well near the end I noticed that the cheese had mold on it, ....Oh Great I have been eating cheese with mold on it mixed in with all my salad goodies.....thinking all the time oh how delish this salad is.....(funny eh.)

So I call down to the dispensary medical dept and ask the nurse how sick will I be getting before I can think about it and she with out laughing at me says it will not hurt me.

Oh and Revolution I dont think I had any wind damage except the blast from me LOL reading your funny story.

Thank you for your post.