Today is...

[Spanky]

   


My "travel" name tag. 

1.  Pass by large motel with convention welcome posted, like "Iguana Lovers International"

2.  Quick look on Internet to find convention, get schedule and location of open buffet to see if it's doable.

3.  If yes, then quick look at  "Iguana Lovers Handbook" on net.

4.  Clean shirt, sports jacket.

5. Stroll into buffet area, snag a couple of names off the boards around if possible.

6.  Mingle, "Say, are there any more of those little shrimp on the sticks left"

7.  Talk some basic iguana if necessary.

Out.  Never charities or veterans groups.  As Doc Holliday said, "My hypocrisy has it's limits".