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Political Jokes
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TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS EXPLAINED:
1) Rich people make money
2) It "trickles down" to offshore banks
3) Government closes libraries/hospitals

Just to show I make fun of all equally, here are some bernie jokes

Bernie Sanders, while campaigning in California this weekend, is staying in a luxurious penthouse suite. However, to prove he is man of the people, he allowed his waitress at the hotel's extravagant restaurant eat his leftovers.

Q: What did Bernie Sanders tell police after he crashed his car?
A: He blamed it on the Republicans.

Meet the Press host Chuck Todd asked Bernie Sanders about Hillary Clinton's criminal misuse of private email servers while she was Secretary of State. Bernie vowed to look into the matter just as soon as his staff had a chance to explain to him what in the dickens email servers are.

Q: How would there be more millionaires if Socialist Bernie Sanders is President?
A: They started as Billionaires.

Q: What slogan is on the Bernie Sanders campaign bumpersticker?
A: Do not steal - the government does not like competitors!
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Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-04-2016, 09:13 PM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-05-2016, 01:08 AM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-05-2016, 03:55 PM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-05-2016, 07:22 PM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-06-2016, 03:51 PM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-06-2016, 06:22 PM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-06-2016, 08:12 PM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-07-2016, 09:34 PM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-09-2016, 01:00 AM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-11-2016, 05:07 PM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-11-2016, 09:01 PM
RE: Political Jokes - by Spanky - 06-11-2016, 09:44 PM
RE: Political Jokes - by willie33 - 06-12-2016, 12:03 AM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-14-2016, 02:16 AM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-15-2016, 12:14 AM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-15-2016, 08:08 PM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 06-17-2016, 01:28 AM
RE: Political Jokes - by Grandote - 07-05-2016, 09:40 PM

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