Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Money has many many names...

In temple or in church, it's called donation.

In school, it's fee.

In marriage, it's called dowry.

In divorce, alimony.

When you owe someone money, it's debt.

When you pay the government, it's tax.

In court, it's fines.

To civil servant retirees, it's pension.

Employer to workers, it's salary.

Hourly payment, it's wages.

To children, it's allowance.

When you borrow from bank, it's loan.

When you offer after a good service, it's a tip.

To kidnappers, it's ransom.

Illegally received in the name of service, it's bribe or corruption.

The question is:::

"When a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it!?"

ANSWER:::

Money given to your wife is called DUTY, and every man has to do his duty because wives are not DUTY FREE ....