Naked Oregon Burglar Crawls Into Bed With Couple, Discovers Man Has Gun!

[IceWizard]

OCT 22 2015, 9:07 PM ET
by M. ALEX JOHNSON



Richard Dean Defeudis
in an arrest photo Thursday.  Multnomah County, Oregon, Jail


An Oregon man was arrested Thursday after he broke into a Portland home, stripped naked, crawled into bed with the couple who live there and kissed the man — who turned out to have a gun — police said.

Richard Dean Defeudis, 32, was held on $310,000 bail in the Multnomah County Jail pending arraignment Friday on charges of first- and second-degree burglary, first-degree
sex abuse and unlawful use of a weapon.

An incident report says Defeudis broke into the home about 3:40 a.m. (6:40 a.m. ET) Thursday and began gathering items of value.

He then removed all of his clothes and climbed
into bed with the unidentified man and woman
who live there — and for some reason kissed
the man, it says.

The man woke up to find the burglar sitting on
top of him, holding a knife, police said. When
the man pulled a gun, the burglar hurriedly put
on his pants and fled — chased by the now fully awake man, who fired three shots but missed, according to the report.

Defeudis, who has an extensive arrest record in Oregon and California, was arrested in a vacant house nearby and was treated at a hospital for possible drug-related symptoms, police said.

The victims, who weren't identified, aren't expected to face any charges, police said.


Really?!

[Caróg liath]

WHAT!!! 

What did he burgle?

For flip sake, sounds more like a exhibitionist that didn't get the wide-eyed shock he needed when he exposed himself publicly, so he went mental and tried another method... not a good idea.

YIKES!