Christmas... And Other Phun Stuff...

[IceWizard]

Hey we've all heard those funny songs on the radio... Especially at Christmas .. The parody kind... I heard one some years back, ran across it again... I though it was funny...

Anywhoo ... It's to that tune "My Favorite Things"... And sounded like Ac/Dc....

Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Ho

Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin' Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string These are a few of my favorite things

Ho Ho Ho

Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub
Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple rings These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails

We always indulge in our favorite things
No wonder our skin's so pale

Girls in black leather with tight little tushes Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes Silver stretch limos that come when I ring These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails

We always indulge in our favorite things
No wonder our skin's Jingle hell's bells

Ho Ho Ho


I'm sure you've heard a few...

Ice

[IceWizard]

What about "Joan Osborne's" song
"What if God was one of us" ...

Well kinda like that...

What If God Smoked Cannabis?
If God had long hair And a goatee,
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed...
If He looked spaced out

Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah,
God he looks baked
And yeah, yeah,
God He smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?

When God made this place,
In the beginning,
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve, So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake Was always offering?

And yeah, yeah...
God rolls great,
And yeah, yeah,
God he smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home?
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?

And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne?
And when the saints go marching home,
Does he just sit and smoke a bong?

[IceWizard]

Kinks - Father Christmas

I think this is the link... I don't actually see it (cause of my contraption)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CjaPXihbORk

Does it work?