Her fourth marraige

[IceWizard]

A woman who had been married three times
walked into a bridal shop one day and told
the sales clerk that she was looking for a
wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
"Of course, madam." replied the sales clerk,
"Exactly what type and color dress are you
looking for?"

The bride-to-be said, "A long frilly white
dress with a veil."

"Please don't take this the wrong way,
madam, but such dresses are usually more
fitting for the first time bride who is more
innocent in the ways of life, if you get my
meaning."

"WELL," replied the customer, a little peeved
at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my
marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-
time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited
about our wedding, he died as we were
checking into our honeymoon hotel.
My second husband and I got into such a
terrible fight in the limo on our way to our
honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding
annulled immediately and never spoke to
each other again."

"What about your third husband?"

"That one was a Democrat," said the
woman, "and every night for four years, he
just sat on the edge of the bed and told me
how good it was going to be, but nothing
ever happened.