Love dress...

[IceWizard]

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly to
the recently married couple's house.
She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in.

She is shocked to see her daughter-in-
law lying on the couch, totally naked.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from
work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law
exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law
explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes
him happy and it makes me happy."

On the way home, the mother-in-law thought
about the love dress. When she got home
she got undressed, showered, put on her
best perfume and expectantly waited for her
husband while lying provocatively on the
couch. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.

"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for
dinner?"

(and that's how the fight started!)

[Charon]

i missed this till now. i can see a man saying that. one whom won't be getting 'any" for a few nites.

she tried...