Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

The Bidens went out to a restaurant.
The waiter serving them asked Jill Biden for her order first.

"To start, I'll have the french onion soup.
Then the prime rib, medium-rare, with a baked potato,
with butter and sour cream."

"Excellent, Doctor.
What about the vegetable?"

"Oh, he'll have the same thing."



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Chuck Norris has the cure for covid!

Chuck Norris was willing to donate his blood to cure COVID,
but the world hasn’t made a needle sharp enough to break his skin.



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Alcohol is never the answer
“Alcohol?” is the question.
“Yes” is the answer



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How do you turn a duck into soul singer?
Boil it in water until it's Bill Withers.




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Army balls

This guy with three balls joins the army,
but he's to embarrassed to shower with everyone
so he always waits until everyone is done and
then jumps into the shower at the last second.

Everything is going great until a new recruitment is
also lurking in the corner waiting till everyone leaves.

Three balls has to take a shower.

He figures its only one dude and after wracking his brain
comes up with a gentle way to tell him

Three balls says,
"Between you and me we have five balls"!

Newbie,
"What the hell!
You only have one?"