Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Everyone in town loved old Roger.

He was a friendly and jovial man, always wearing a
big smile and treating his customers like they were family.

Roger was a woodworker by trade,
specializing in ornate picture frames.
Everyone who knew him would agree that he was
an expert in his field, perhaps even a gifted prodigy,
and he had over fifty years experience.

After working his woodcraft every morning,
he would take a break in the afternoon and sit out on the
porch in front of his store,
Abbott's Framing,
which was passed on to him by his father before him,
and made small talk with all the townsfolk as they came
and went about their days.

Well, suddenly old Roger passed away one day,
and the whole town turned out for his funeral.

His casket was adorned with wreaths and bouquets,
with a large centerpiece; a photograph showcasing
his big friendly smile.

The widowed Mrs. Abbott spoke a eulogy,
but then as she turned to leave,
became fixated on the photograph display
and began inspecting it.

The pastor noticed and walked over to her.

"Pastor," she said,
"I have noticed that this picture frame is of high quality,
but I immediately could tell that it isn't my husband's work."

"You're right!" said the pastor.
"I suppose it makes sense that he wouldn't have
made the frame for his own funeral photograph,
but now it begs the question.."

He turned to the funeral congregation.

"Who framed Roger Abbott?"