Those are awesome!!!!
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time,
became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said:
Dr. Geezer’s clinic.
“Get your treatment for $500,
if not cured get back $1,000.”
Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer
didn’t know anything about medicine,
thought this would be a great opportunity
to get an easy $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.
This is what happened.
Dr. Young:
“Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me?”
Dr. Geezer:
“Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22
and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young:
“Aagh! This is gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer:
“Congratulations!
You’ve got your taste back.
That will be $500.”
Dr. Young gets annoyed and leaves in a haste.
He’s angry now, and spends the next few days
trying to figure out a way to recover his money.
He returns to Dr. Geezer’s office once
he thinks of a clever plan…
Dr. Young:
“I have lost my memory,
I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer:
“Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22
and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr. Young:
“Oh no you don’t.
That is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer:
“Congratulations!
You’ve got your memory back.
That will be $500.”
Dr. Young, after having lost $1000 total,
leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young:
“My eyesight has become weak.
I can hardly see!”
Dr. Geezer:
“Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so…
Here’s your $1000 back.”
Dr. Young:
“But this is only $500…”
Dr. Geezer:
“Congratulations!
You got your vision back!
That will be $500.”
Moral of story
Just because you’re “Young”
doesn’t mean that you can
outsmart an old “Geezer
became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said:
Dr. Geezer’s clinic.
“Get your treatment for $500,
if not cured get back $1,000.”
Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer
didn’t know anything about medicine,
thought this would be a great opportunity
to get an easy $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.
This is what happened.
Dr. Young:
“Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me?”
Dr. Geezer:
“Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22
and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young:
“Aagh! This is gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer:
“Congratulations!
You’ve got your taste back.
That will be $500.”
Dr. Young gets annoyed and leaves in a haste.
He’s angry now, and spends the next few days
trying to figure out a way to recover his money.
He returns to Dr. Geezer’s office once
he thinks of a clever plan…
Dr. Young:
“I have lost my memory,
I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer:
“Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22
and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr. Young:
“Oh no you don’t.
That is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer:
“Congratulations!
You’ve got your memory back.
That will be $500.”
Dr. Young, after having lost $1000 total,
leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young:
“My eyesight has become weak.
I can hardly see!”
Dr. Geezer:
“Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so…
Here’s your $1000 back.”
Dr. Young:
“But this is only $500…”
Dr. Geezer:
“Congratulations!
You got your vision back!
That will be $500.”
Moral of story
Just because you’re “Young”
doesn’t mean that you can
outsmart an old “Geezer
Semper Fidelis
USMC
USMC
Nemo me impune lacessit