God takes care of me...

[IceWizard]

Bertha was worried about her husband
George, so one day she took him to the
doctor's.

As the doctor called George in and looked
him over, George began insisting, "There's
nothing wrong with me. I know because God
takes care of me."

"What do you mean?" asked the doctor.

"Well," George responded, "When I go to the
bathroom he turns the light on and off."

The doctor decided he had better talk to
both George and his wife, so he calls Bertha
into the room and begins to explain,
"George says God turns the light on and off
for him when he goes to the bathroom. Is it
true that --"

"DAMMIT, George!" Bertha bursts out, "How
many times do I have to tell you not to pee
in the fridge?"