Don't drink the Jet Fuel

[IceWizard]

Two airplane mechanics named Bob and
Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do.

Bob and Tim usually have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, "I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel."

Since they have nothing better to do, they
try it. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home.

Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, "How
are you feeling?"

Tim says, "Fine, never felt better."

Bob asks, "Do you have a hangover?"

Tim says, "No."
Then Tim says, "Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover!"

Then Bob says, "Well, there is one side
effect, Tim. Have you farted yet?"

Tim says, "No, why?"

Bob says, "I'm calling you from Detroit!"

[Charon]

well, i did not expect that, IceW.

i always try to think ahead (and ruin punch lines for my good sister.)

nice.