Mum In A Marmite Secret Society Sues Son For Damaging Her Memorabilia

[IceWizard]

Mum In A Marmite Secret Society Sues Son
For Damaging Her Memorabilia

[Marmite Warrior]

Alert. This is a Marmite Warrior Announcement.

We have been compromised. Repeat. We have been compromised. I have deployed an SMS (Special Marmite Service) Unit to neutralise the threat. 

All Research Stations, destroy all evidence pertaining to WMD's (Ways of Marmite Dissemination) immediately. 

It pains me to see the ultra rare XO jar relics so carelessly shattered. She will suffer before the end. Gratitude for bringing this to our attention, Ice. You will shortly receive a limited edition crystal Marmite jar at your location. If ever in mortal danger, raise it to the sky and proclaim "By the power of Marmite!". Single use only. Not redeemable for any other cash or services. 

This is the Marmite Warrior, going dark.

***Who Dares Wins....Marmite***

All joking aside, Judge Rinder is an excellent British version of Judge Judy. Can you imagine being summoned to a court by your mum because you dropped something by accident. Dear me. Outrageous!

[Charon]

There is nothing bizarre and/or tremendously important, Mr. IceMan, that you cannot find.

Interesting presentation. I cannot believe u found that though.