01-17-2023, 08:05 PM
These laws are on the books,
but seldom (if ever) are enforced
Don't Adjust Your Stockings
In both Dennison and Bristol it is illegal to adjust your stockings in public.
Maybe it's best to stay away from stockings in those cities.
No Trash Thrown From a Plane
In Galveston it's illegal to throw garbage from a plane.
Please don't break a window on a plane to see if this is still enforced.
Be Careful With Your Flirting
In San Antonio it's illegal to flirt with your eyes or hands.
Windshield Wipers Are a Must
It's okay to not have a windshield,
but you still must have windshield wipers for your vehicle.
If You run For Office You Must Believe
If you hold a public office in Texas you must believe in a higher power.
No Sidewalk Sitting in Galveston
It could cost you $500 if your caught sitting on a sidewalk in Galveston.
Don't Shoot a Buffalo From the Second Story
It's illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Just keep that in mind when you check in.
Avoid the Encyclopedia Britannica
The Encyclopedia Britannica has the recipe to make beer at home,
which is illegal in Texas.
So all Encyclopedia Britannica books are off limits
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On a side note...
When the show "MoonShiners" started, some folks right
down from where I am, put up a still ...
In their front yard!!! {{{ Busted }}}
You Cannot Drink Standing Up
In LeFors you cannot take more than three drinks
from your beverage while standing up.
You Must Give Your Victim a Heads Up
It's a crime to commit a violent act against a person or property
without informing them of your plans before you take action.
Cheese on Sunday Could Be Off Limits
In Houston specifically, you cannot eat cheese on Sundays.
but seldom (if ever) are enforced
Don't Adjust Your Stockings
In both Dennison and Bristol it is illegal to adjust your stockings in public.
Maybe it's best to stay away from stockings in those cities.
No Trash Thrown From a Plane
In Galveston it's illegal to throw garbage from a plane.
Please don't break a window on a plane to see if this is still enforced.
Be Careful With Your Flirting
In San Antonio it's illegal to flirt with your eyes or hands.
Windshield Wipers Are a Must
It's okay to not have a windshield,
but you still must have windshield wipers for your vehicle.
If You run For Office You Must Believe
If you hold a public office in Texas you must believe in a higher power.
No Sidewalk Sitting in Galveston
It could cost you $500 if your caught sitting on a sidewalk in Galveston.
Don't Shoot a Buffalo From the Second Story
It's illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Just keep that in mind when you check in.
Avoid the Encyclopedia Britannica
The Encyclopedia Britannica has the recipe to make beer at home,
which is illegal in Texas.
So all Encyclopedia Britannica books are off limits
**
On a side note...
When the show "MoonShiners" started, some folks right
down from where I am, put up a still ...
In their front yard!!! {{{ Busted }}}
You Cannot Drink Standing Up
In LeFors you cannot take more than three drinks
from your beverage while standing up.
You Must Give Your Victim a Heads Up
It's a crime to commit a violent act against a person or property
without informing them of your plans before you take action.
Cheese on Sunday Could Be Off Limits
In Houston specifically, you cannot eat cheese on Sundays.
Semper Fidelis
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