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BREAKING:

Twitter CEO caught
shooting messenger pigeons
sent by the Trump Team








(NEW YORK)–

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey was caught shooting messenger pigeons
being send by the Trump Team at Trump Tower. The bold action
came after his social media company and several others banned
the sitting president from their sites because he led an armed
insurrection to take over the government he’s running.

Dorsey and his band of billionaire tech mean girls also worked to
eliminate competitors to Twitter by kicking them off their hosting.
After Dorsey heard that the Trump Team had moved to messenger
pigeons, he flew immediately to New York to
“shoot those bastards down.”

Dorsey started Twitter to make sure so that people could speak
their mind as long as they agreed with him and he wants to ensure
that no one ever hears from Donald Trump again.

“I can’t kill Trump, evidently,” Dorsey said, “But I don’t think anyone’s
going to stop me from shooting his messenger pigeons.”

The Biden administration’s Ministry of Truth has approved all murder
of messenger pigeons–even in the city limits–as long as they are sent
by conservatives.

Dorsey was arrested for discharging a shotgun in the city but
immediately released to finish the job.

BREAKING:

Biden threatens to withhold aid to US
until agent investigating his son is fired!







(WASHINGTON DC)–

True to form, president-Elect Joe Biden has threatened to withhold
$1 trillion in aid to the United States until the FBI agent investigating
his son Hunter Biden is fired.

“Let me be clear,” Biden said, not using a teleprompter.
“I’m leaving my basement in six hours. If that agent investigating my
son Hunter isn’t fired, the US isn’t getting their money.”

“Well, son of a bitch. He got fired!”
Biden said after learning that his expert negotiation skills worked.

This type of negotiation, which would be considered quid pro quo if
President Trump had done it was celebrated in the mainstream media.



“The whole Hunter Biden thing is a nothingburger,”
CNN anchor Chris Cuomo said.
“Kudos to Biden for standing up to the fascists in the Trump administration
and holding American taxpayer money hostage as a bargaining chip.”



The event echoes a similar event in the Ukraine when Biden was vice president.



Joe Biden Brags About
Getting Ukrainian Prosecutor Fired

Communist nations offer advice to
US citizens transitioning to a
Banana Republic!






It appears that with the takeover of the Presidency by Joe Biden and
Willie Brown’s girlfriend, the democrat party running Congress and
the Republican Party allowing voting fraud to take place, the
United States of America will likely soon be a Socialist Country.
Parts of what was once a Constitutional Republic, Philadelphia, Atlanta
and Detroit already look like a third world country complete with burnt
businesses, high crime rates, and overpaid above-the-law government
officials. Thanks to media outlets and the GOP letting these blue cities
stuff the ballots, we all get to follow suit.

Venezuela has already gifted us with their Dominion Voting Machines,
promising more RINOs to win in GOP primaries and democrats to win
more elections. Now, “President” Maduro has made copies of zoo animal
recipes for the new communist country diet coming soon.
“President” Daniel Ortega is giving real estate advice on how to sell your
property to the People’s Republic of China after the Nicaraguan government
signed a lucrative memorandum of understanding with a telecommunications
company from China to fund and build an inter-oceanic canal that is said to
rival the Panama Canal.

Forget Pilates and the gym, you can lose weight in collective farm and
forced labor project plans put forward by The People’s Republic of Vietnam!
The still living Dictator of Cuba who faked his death, Fidel Castro isn’t just
promising to give cigars! The 300 year old commie bastard also has a
bass boats for homemade rafts program.

The best part about all these transitions to communist ideas is that
government officials get to decide them for you!

Andrew Yang invents smart way to
determine whether people have
had COVID vaccine







(SILICON VALLEY)—

Former presidential candidate Andrew Yang has announced an innovative
invention of his which tells people whether you’ve received the new COVID
vaccine and are thus acceptable to participate in society.

Just days ago, Yang was tweeting the question of whether there was a
way to easily show that people have received the COVID vaccine.

Quote:Is there a way for someone to easily show that
they have been vaccinated - like a bar code
they can download to their phone? 
There ought to be.

Luckily for humanity, Yang himself has invented it.

Executive overview is a unique mark that will be printed on everyone’s
forehead. The mark will be able to be read by mobile devices on an app
called Beast. This app will track whether or not the person received
the vaccine.

“It’s simple and effective,”
Yang said of his invention.


Yang may be in for a legal battle as a copyright infringement
case is being filed by the Devil of Hell.

Dominion Voting System selected as
Time Person of the Year







Dominion Voting Systems, one of the most important components
to the ongoing 2020 presidential election, has been selected as
Time Magazine’s Person of the Year beating out Joe Biden and
Kamala Harris.

Dominion, which is under mounty scrutiny for being severely prone
to fraud, was selected as the most important person of the year
despite not being a person.

Time has selected many non persons as Person of the Year including
Adolf Hitler and Chet, the living turd.

“This just goes to show how important these machines are to our
elections and society as a whole. They definitely deserve our praise
and gratitude,” Time CEO Jack Ace said.

Dominion fetched the highest percentage of “yes” votes with 81 percent,
followed by Fauci and Harris at 68 percent, Biden at 64 percent,
Black Lives Matter activists at 61 percent and
a steaming pile of shit at 60 percent.

“President Trump received 90 percent ‘yes’ votes but was disqualified for
being literally Hitler, despite the fact that Hitler was Time’s Person of the
Year last century,” Ace said.

AOC demands Biden’s concentration camps
use 100% renewable energy.






(WASHINGTON, DC)—

US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has publicly demanded
that President-elect Joe Biden’s concentration camps set to open January 21
across the country are powered by 100% renewable energy.

“Global warming is the greatest existential threat that anyone faces today and
that is why we demand that the new concentration camps for Trump supporters
will be powered 100% by solar, wind, or burning the camp residents,”
Ocasio-Cortez said.

Biden has yet to respond to the demand as he has put a lid on his office until he
take control of the most stressful offices in the history of the world.

“People are going to die unless we use renewable energy at these camps where
people are going to die,” Ocasio-Cortez added.



Ocasio-Cortez introduced an ingenious way to derive 100% renewable energy for
free years ago, but no one has acted on it amazingly.

“If they can’t implement my perfect energy solution, then I would be fine using
the energy from the crematoriums, just as long as they don’t use fossil fuels,”
Ocasio-Cortez added.

To promote gender equity, US Post Office
now offering two delivery options:
mail and femail







(WASHINGTON, DC)—

The U.S. Postal Service announced that starting today, it’ll be offering two
delivery options: mail and femail.

“The Post Office has always been an institution of the patriarchy,”
Postmaster General Louis DeJoy said. “For over 200 years since the Constitution’s
ratification, we’ve only been delivering mail but not femail. The femail community
has been underrepresented in every institution in America, even after it won the
right to vote with the passage of the 19th Amendment. Our policy change today
is a step in the right direction to address the gender inequality that’s endemic
to our society.”



Many celebrated the move. “This a great day for women’s rights,” feminist
Hilarata Clintonata said. “For far too long The Post Office has been an engine
of the gender delivery gap, since for every 77 pieces of femail delivered,
another 100 mail ones were delivered thereafter. By giving everyone the
option to choose femail, it goes a long way toward closing the gap.”

Others weren’t so happy. Teddy McTeddyface, a local transgender from LA,
expressed his disappointment with the move. “With the new change the Post Office
is only exacerbating gender stereotypes by assuming that gender is binary.
Gender is fluid and a social construct. If the Post Office really wanted to be inclusive,
it would have to offer a lot more than just two options, such as zemail and zermail.”

Shortly after the announcement, Planned Parenthood announced it’d be offering
free abortions for any “unwanted” mail or femail.

BREAKING:

Biden promises jail time for everyone
who voted for Trump








(WASHINGTON, DC)—

President-elect Joe Biden has issued a statement declaring everyone
who voted for Trump a “domestic terrorist” and promising jail time for
“each and every one.”

The statement came as big tech companies and social media platforms
have moved to silence opposing viewpoints through deplatforming and
unpersoning.

“It it clear after the armed insurrection at the US Capitol that all Trump
supporters are fascist domestic terrorists and that in order to fight fascism,
we must silence and imprison them without a trial,” Biden said in the statement.

Biden will start rounding up Trump supporters starting January 21,
a day after his inauguration.

The Biden administration says they will investigate ballots in every state to
ensure that they only imprison people who voted for Trump.

“We don’t want to be in a position where we accidentally arrest a Biden supporter,
so we will need a complete forensic audit of the ballots to determine who the
domestic terrorists are,” Vice President-elect Kamala Harris said. The FBI, which
found absolutely no election fraud after not looking for it, has been fully cooperative
in the effort.

VIDEO:

Congress after the
Storming of the Capitol










This is an insider view of several
members of Congress after the
storming of the US Capitol
by patriots and Antifa scum:

BREAKING:

Trump says he won’t leave White House
because of ban on evictions








(WASHINGTON, DC)—

President Trump issued a statement saying that he won’t leave the
White House next week when his term ends since there’s a ban on
evictions in place by DC Mayor Muriel Bowser.

The statement has not cleared the next administration’s Ministry of Truth,
but was issued directly to Genesius Times messenger pigeons.

“I fully acknowledge that Joe Biden has completed the steal and will become
the next president of the United States—God help us! But I’m rather fond
of the White House and I’ve decided that I’m going to continue living here
indefinitely since I can’t be evicted,” Trump said.

The ban on evictions was implemented as part of the COVID relief plan
and is currently being debated in court.

“It’s a really nice place. I’ll probably put a big ‘Trump’ sign above the rose
garden and just make myself at home. It’s going to be much more relaxing
not being president,” Trump added.

Trump had previously declared the White House an autonomous zone,
but that was denied by Bowser.