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Senior Moments

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.

His assistant walked up to him and said,
"This morning when you left your house,
did you close your garage door?"

The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled  by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up.
He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door. He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask,
"When my garage door was open, did you see my Jaguar parked in there?"

She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires!"

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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree
when one turns to the other and says:
"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just
wet my pants!"

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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married?"

"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well, then, is she must good in bed."
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because ....  she can still drive!"

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A man was telling his neighbour, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect!"

"Really?" answered the neighbour . "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty.."

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