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UNCLE TED
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell a story.
Suzy said, “Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a
big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road.”
The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, “Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket.”
Next is little Lucy. “Well, my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched.”
The teacher asks for the moral of the story.
Lucy replies “Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched.”
Last is little Billy. “My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands”.
The teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story.
Billy replies, “Don”t mess with uncle Ted when he’s been drinking.”

awesome, willie. never saw the Uncle ted line coming.

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Hi to all my friends.

Pops is dropping by to give an update.

Been extremely busy for a semi-retired guy.....not complaining, but I am tired.

We are going to Costa Rica soon (early Feb) for a vacation and some research on moving there. We have been there 3 times in the last decade and really like the country and people...they are deemed the happiest people on our planet. They have no military...which leaves a lot of money for education (free) and healthcare (free). Food is good and fresh and the weather is hot like I like it. All of you older members know what I mean. Warm weather is one of the cures for old aches and pains.

Anyway....I will always be a member here and will "Pops" in from time to time. I sometimes read about you all without posting like the good grandfather I am....hehehehheSmile

Keep up the good fight. Stay kind and helpful.
Charon is a great leader....follow her guidance.

So, know that because I am not around as often...I am not leaving....nor am I forgetting any of you.

I will stay in touch.....and remain your friend.



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disclaimer: i never drank. but if these smilies can trigger someone, PM me and i shall look for others.  My search was for: its tuesday tomorrow so relax tonite.  and these are what i got.

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Charon and Popster, I enjoyed your funnies...

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