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I got a job working in a strip club, the manager said "You'll love it here,
it pays quite well" he winked.
"And I'll make sure you're on Barbie every night.
Barbie's the best, everyone loves Barbie!"

"Great! I can't wait" I said as I shook his hand and left with a new
found spring in my step.

Later that night I returned for my first shift where I was greeted again by the manager
"Hope you're ready!" He said. "It's going to be a busy one tonight".

"Sure am" I replied. "Where's Barbie?" I asked rubbing my hands together in anticipation.

"It's over there" He replied. "Opposite Bar A".


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Old Gerald is in the middle of his nineties and struggles to get up from the couch
and then starts putting on his coat.

His wife Laura, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks "Where are you going?"

Gerald replies "I'm going to the doctor".

She asks "Why?" are you sick?"

Gerald replies "No, I'm going to get me some of that Cialis stuff".

Immediately Laura starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker
and begins to put on her coat.

Gerald says "Where the hell are you going"?

She answers "I'm going to the doctor, too".

He says "Why, what do you need?"

She says "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing,
I'm getting a tetanus vaccine".